A creamy, tangy pimento cheese spread made with cream cheese, mayonnaise, shredded extra-sharp cheddar and pepper jack, chopped pimentos, and a touch of hot sauce and Worcestershire.
Soften the 8-ounce cream cheese at room temperature for about 30 minutes so it is easy to process.
Place the softened cream cheese, the minced clove of garlic, and the 1 tablespoon chopped onion in a food processor. Puree until smooth.
Add 3/4 cup mayonnaise, 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce, and 1 tablespoon hot sauce to the processor. Puree again until fully combined, stopping once to scrape down the sides of the bowl.
Add half of the shredded extra sharp cheddar (4 ounces / 1 cup) and half of the shredded pepper jack (4 ounces / 1 cup) to the processor. Pulse until the cheeses are incorporated but the mixture still has some texture.
Transfer the mixture to a large bowl. Stir in the remaining shredded extra sharp cheddar and shredded pepper jack (the other 4 ounces of each), the 1/3 cup chopped drained pimentos, and pepper to taste until evenly mixed.
Cover the bowl and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes to chill and thicken before serving.